It's really weird to me that people who run around claiming a religion based on stuff that happened 2,000 years ago in the Middle East is "American" can be taken seriously. Christianity isn't "American." Christianity is kinda European. Granted certain subtle differences in doctrines are what led some weirdo Europeans to come to North America and violently eliminate almost every pre-existing faith system on the continent, but you see and fully understand my point and now fully agree with me.The only actual American religion is probably Scientology because it's pretty much the only one that was entirely made up here.
You know what's American? Crappy TV and fast food. And paying taxes. Anyway my point is, stop trying to speak for me, Middle-Eastern Desert-Man worshipper! I'm an American and I worship the CONSTITUTION.
