In the spring of 1989 the DEA, in association with the Plum Island Animal Research Facility and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, were are work on the ultimate weapon in the war on drugs. Dubbed Operation: WeedHound, the goal of the project was to create a breed of dog that was super-tuned to the smell of marijuana. This HDD (HyperDrugDog) breed could zero in on the smell of a gram of marijuana in an area the size of South America. The DEA's plan called for HDDs to be installed at every airport and border checkpoint in the Western and Northern hemispheres. The government had written them a blank check. As the prototype HDDs began to gestate, it should have been clear to the scientists in charge of their growth that something was very wrong. As weeks went on, the HDD embryos began to develop peculiarly simian-like appearances. Like most things at the DEA, it seemed the DNA cocktail for the HDDs had been also been contaminated with human DNA. The scientists in charge of the project, all (allegedly) complete potheads, said nothing to their superiors, save for the occasional stifled guffaw.
In the winter of 1989, six fully-grown HDDs escaped the Plum Island Animal Research Facility. The few surviving witnesses described them as "stoner werewolves." The scientists involved were presumably executed for treason.
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