I heard it's pretty cool to have a dog, and then I heard about the "anal gland". I don't want anything to do with something that might need to have its "anal gland" "expressed", so I make up some stories. Plus you have to squeeze the poop out of them, and the poop is made by bats that live in the dog's lung. They create electricity by eating the food that the dog takes into its lung and shock the dog to make it smile. That's why sometimes dogs breathe real hard.
I feel bad still bustin' on Oklahoma after being away from there for a while but that that place still leaves a bad place in my... areas. Good night, and good morning! Also thank to KC for helping me with this joke.
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